Well, if you have ever laughed at one of those scenes in a movie where someone is balling their eyes out while watching TV only to find out it a stupid commercial that brought them to tears.....you now know what my life is like.
These raging pregnancy hormones cause me to cry at any sentimental moment I see. I see a dad say, "I love you," to their daughter....tears run down my face; I see a mother and child embrace after a near accident...the tears start gushing uncontrollably down; I see a friend say to another friend, "I should have been there for you and I promise to be there always,"....and I totally lose it. I'm just a big crying machine. I cried about a dozen times while watching The Lord of the Rings trilogy with my husband a few weeks ago. Why? I can't tell you but nearly every other moment makes me want to cry so I am writing a request for change.
Dear Raging Hormones,
I can't get through the rest of this pregnancy with you constantly causing my eyes to gush. Please calm down and give a woman a break! I am tired of crying and tired of the emotional release it is causing me. I am exhausted. Plus, I look like an idiot when I cry over stupid stuff.
Your Extremely Sensitive Prego Lady,
Me
There! That will take care of that, right? Oh wait...I feel a tear coming. Dang it!
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